spoopy-felicianosballsack:

Please imagine APH Italy Veneziano covered in tattoos but getting all excited because he says it’s like he’s walking art

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In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

(Source: monacomonoikos, via thatsouthernasshole)

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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(Source: iguanamouth, via jaderaderoxursox)

light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

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but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

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Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

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(Source: benedicteggs-cumberbacon, via canadas-grey-bunny)

sm·ent

gamerjewelapple:

Derived from the word

  • SM Entertainment

SM Stands For:

  • Shady Motherfuckers

Also Known As:

  • Shitty Management
  • Shitty Mess

*✲゚*。✧ ~ Because you can’t spell ‘embarrassment’ without ‘sment’ ~ *✲゚*。✧

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